PSYCH. I know no one wants to do that. You would rather learn every knot in the boyscout handbook. Or mow your neighbor's garden. Or C-walk.
C-walk you say? Don't mind if I do!
I submit that instead of going back to work or reading some stupid book or taking care of your children, you should take some crucial time out of your life to learn to C-walk. C-walking is quickly becoming a vital part of every day life. Whether you need to impress that significant someone at her Barmitzfah or you're just lookin' to for a way to get around without lifting your whole foot, C-walking is that ever pivotal step you must take.
For this blog, I've viewed and compiled several videos to help you gain a comprehensive view of C-walking. There's a couple different variations and moves, but nothing you can't handle. After all, if you're reading this blog, the C-walk is now mandatory to view my page. If you can't C-walk and you read this blog....man oh man.....I hope you feel SEVERELY guilty about it.
So here go everybody! Lace up your boogie shoes and put on a backwards trucker cap, cause this jive's about to get KRUNK!
First, we have an overall tutorial. This man is ridiculous and C-walkin' is his game. It's a little long at about 8 minutes, 30 seconds, but if you have the time I suggest watchin this one for a good overall tutorial of different moves. Not to mention his music is bumpin' and his feet move like an angel's. And if you don't think angels C-walk then I dare you to tell me how else Micheal could possibly have become head Archangel.
Now, if you want to learn a specific move, say the heel toe, or the forward V, then you can check these vids down here. This guy is equally as good at C-walking, he just splits his vids into smaller, more concentrated segments. If you need that little extra help on a move or just want to learn a specific one, then this guy is your man.
First up, we the V. This is probably the most basic C-walk move. As you get better at the V you'll find it an easy point to transition into other moves.
Next, we have the Forward V. This is the same step, just augmented to move you forward instead of side-to-side.
Here we have the Shuffle. It's really easy, but whenever I do it I think it looks stupider than I feel. this guy looks sick while he does it though. So if you can't get it, just remember that this guy probably couldn't do it at some point either. Unless of course he is Micheal the Archangel.
Aight, I shoulda put this one earlier, but whateva. This is the V Stepback. You basically just do the V, then as you reach the end of your V, you just step one foot back instead of leave it in the V shape. You'll look cooler than the Fonz with this one!
This isn't the same guy, but he's still fresher than organic produce. This move is called the X Hop. I honestly haven't attempted this one yet, but it looks rad. You're going to want some good shoes for this C-walking business by the way. It's rough and your heels and toes (surprised?!) and if you do it bare foot you get some mad rug burn/tile burn (learned the hard way).
This move is called the Gangster Hop. I haven't tried this one either, but it doesn't look bad. It kinda just looks like an updated running man. So give it your all and dive in young padowan!
There you have it! That definitely does not cover all of the moves that are included in C-walking, but it's a great start. Once you get these down you should practice transitioning back and forth between them. Once you get that down you should go look up more moves! Soon, you'll be steppin' with the coolest cats in the U.S. I hope I piqued your interest enough to at least watch one last video! From what I can tell, pimpmywalk.com has subscribers send vids in and then they create compilation vids. So here is one that really captures the holiday spirit. Enjoy it and don't forget to WALK IT OUT! Shnooter!
