Friday, December 10, 2010

Stress-Busting-Exam-Breaking-Mind-Numbing-Deliciousness

Welcome to stress busting at its finest! A period of time where YOU, my lucky reader, get to not do anything but rest your weary and wandering eyes onto the smooth, sultry images I paint with my fanciful wordplay. So sit back and let daddy do all the talking alright? Seriously, don't interrupt. I've gotta take this call.

Anyways, during my study breaks I managed to learn a bit o' photoshop in order to turn Stephen Colbert's image into a piece-de-resistance!  For those of you who don't know, Stephen Colbert is holding a photoshopping competition where you download his likeness from his site and then you do whatever craziness you want to it and turn it back in. Only rules are that you can't change the resolution and you can't change the dimensions. Luckily for you all, I've completed a demonstration of said contest and will upload it for all to see! Let me know how you're feelin' about it and I'll let you know if I care about your opinion or not.

jkjkjkjk I'll take all opinions.

Except this guy's:

So without further a-do, I bring you......STEPHEN COLBEAR!

There you have it folks. That bear is all over Stephen's arm like Barney on Fred's Pebbles. It looks way better cause it's scaled down...which I guess doesn't say much for it being scaled up.....but it gets the job done I feel.

So there you have it! My blog once again has rescued you from 5 minutes of what would otherwise be torturous, grueling, mind-pinching exam studying. And what's better, if you fail, you can blame it on me! I helped you relax AND I'm a scapegoat! It's the perfect plan! What could possibly be better?!?!

...You're right, double rainbows are way better.

Well, I wish you all luck on studying for exams and on living life and getting jobs and spouses. You're the coolest people ever and I hope that one day when you're really, really, old you find $20 in your pocket. Have an awesome life!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Your Dad found $20 on the floor at the mall about a month ago. Does that count. LUV, Mom